I wish I was a cool guy and could drink coffee black, but I put almond milk and raw cane sugar in it.

Nick Kroll
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  1. I think, in storytelling, people want to see triumph, and so it's usually nice to start with failure and see someone somehow rise above it. People like to see people try. And they like to see people fail for comedy, and they like to see...

  2. I wish I was a cool guy and could drink coffee black, but I put almond milk and raw cane sugar in it.

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  4. We all suffer in our own way; like, life is miserable. And I'm not, 'Oh, I'm a stand-up who's sad, ' but the reality is that just about everyone is quietly unhappy. I don't think that pertains to comedians specifically. I think most people look...

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